Granny in her incontinence

I remember the day we met. It was kind of awkward because we didn't know what to say to each other, so we just smiled.

Finally I got my courage up and I approached you. Said all the wrong things, but you knew what I really meant.

We exchanged phone numbers and spent hours on the line. It seemed like minutes, but like they say, time flies when you're having fun.

I was touched days and days, then days into weeks, and our feelings grew stronger, but you were afraid of yours.

We don't have...